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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

I Guess This Is What a Blog Is For

Today we are going to talk about Heath Ledger, the man who died the other day. Heath Ledger was a man I did not know, he died that’s too bad. I do not feel sad, and frankly I don’t really care, it’s unfortunate that He’s not alive anymore but again he was a man I did not know, and never met. Honestly I never heard the name Heath Ledger until last week, I don’t watch many movies that don’t involve Will Smith, Denzel Washington, or blockbusteress Films (the greatest actor ever!), and I most certainly would never watch a movie called broke back mountain.

You know if Will Smith passed away (god forbid) I wouldn’t be very sad, yes he’s an amazing actor, and I’ve seen every single film He’s ever done (even half of the gay one he did, I had to turn it off because it was too gay), I just couldn’t and wouldn’t shed a tear.

Now you may be thinking, “Jacob you’re a heartless bastard with no emotion, and no soul “, this isn’t true I am effected by reality, such as war. 88,117 Iraqi Civilians have been killed in a war against terrorism COUGHoilCOUGH, Jesus Christ that makes me sick, stuff like that makes me lose sleep. We have been in Iraq since 2003, so from 2003 to 2007 our wonderful war has killed 17623.4 Iraqis a year…
Yeah I’m going to stop I’m getting pissed off.

This should sum it up




-Jacob

Monday, January 28, 2008

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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

I AM A GANGSTA

So I was taking pictures tonite, and ended up taking pictures of myself in my new leather jacket. I busted out the shades, and the NYC fitted and ended up looking like a gang member, I do think I'm rather convincing don't you think?
Doesn't this look just ooz NWA a bit? I fancy that I look like Ice Cube, all I need is a Jerry Curl, and a LA fitted and I'd be the spittin image.
Perhaps I'm missing something, possibly gold teeth, or a bit of bling bling around the neck? Maybe a pistol, I fancy the pistol of choice for gangbangers is their beretta, I know it's not the colt 45, that's a western type gun.

I feel I really got into character, if I said I was a gang banger I believe I could convince 1 or 2 of you that I was, and you bloody well believe it. On a side note I was upset the photos came out so blurry, but I think it adds flare.

Word To Ya Motha!

-Jacob

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Schmoove Jamaica Corso Easy Garment in White


These are sooooo amazing! Simple, sleek, elegant, and sophisticated. I found them on Revolve Clothing, and they don't have my size :( I don't know where to look but I shall find them. I can wear them with Khakis, but can I wear these with jeans?

Sunday, January 20, 2008