Jacob Is Boring

Thursday, February 28, 2008

I had a long talk with Jesus today.

So I had a long talk with jesus today, it was the first time in a long, long while. Jesus is a wise man, and I respect him a lot. We negotiated a good firm price for a new lawn in the front, and back yard of my house. I'm getting Kentucky blue grass, I'm so excited.

-Jacob

Monday, February 25, 2008

My Friend Frank Is Stupid

So my friend Frank was like "If you give me 5 bucks I'll smash up some aspirin and snort it like cocaine"

So I'm like "OK"

So he took a thumb tack, and smashed up one aspirin with it, and then he snorted it up with the 5 dollar bill. His eyes started to water, and his nose started to bleed.

LOL