I had a long talk with Jesus today.

So I had a long talk with jesus today, it was the first time in a long, long while. Jesus is a wise man, and I respect him a lot. We negotiated a good firm price for a new lawn in the front, and back yard of my house. I'm getting Kentucky blue grass, I'm so excited.

-Jacob

My Friend Frank Is Stupid

So my friend Frank was like "If you give me 5 bucks I'll smash up some aspirin and snort it like cocaine"

So I'm like "OK"

So he took a thumb tack, and smashed up one aspirin with it, and then he snorted it up with the 5 dollar bill. His eyes started to water, and his nose started to bleed.

LOL

I Know This Guy

There is this guy at my job that claims he can break a number 2 pencil in half with his boner.

If You Love Bumper Cars

Vote for Obama!

I Kiss My Girlfriend A Lot

Why?

Am I not a millionaire yet?

Why?

Why do we do things we know we will regret doing?

WTF KANYE????

Someone please tell me what Kanye was thinking??

LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL

Cool It Now!

Don't Need No Stinking Credit

If you have money, you don't need no stinkin credit.

-Jacob

OBAMA

Detroit Jit

I always thought this video was cool, it's my boy Ant aka Croesus aka Detroit Pistons crazy.

He's the first dude dancing, I dunno who the rest are.

My New Favorite Song

Colin Munroe - Flashing Lights

Moods

You ever been in a certain mood for several months, maybe even a year, then all of a sudden you change to a mood that makes everything around you feel and look different?

I'm in one of those mood changes, maybe it's just the next stage of my life, but man it sucks ass. I wish i could just go back to the mood I was in 2 weeks ago.

-Jacob