SGI - I will Own

I will own SGI, I will buy this company.

Sigh

My two good friends from Highschool are married, so sad :-\ I feel like I have no boys anymore :(

I like this song :)

I had a dream

I had a dream that I had a boner, and when I woke up I really had one!!!

I know i post a lot of videos

I know I post a lot of videos, but don't worry this shit is fucking funny. LOL LULZ LAWL

do do you have a first aid kit handy

I actually like this song -_- Yeah I know I double checked to see if I still have a penis, and I do.

changing old people diapers

I had to change my friends grandpa's diaper, it was nasty.

Funny Ass Videos!!!

Nigga Pass

I present to you the non African American, here on and further more the right to say the word "Nigga" once with the certificate below. You the individual must present the pass upon use of the word "Nigga". No harm shall come upon you due to the fact this pass was/is being presented by an official African American individual.




Certificate is copyright© as of April 17th 2008

I had a fucking seizure

I had a seizure thanks to Gnarls Barkley

So My Friend Has Anal Cancer

So I just found out my friend has cancer in the anal cavity.

Jumpman247: Yo what up bro
HNICrockwithME: I been better man
Jumpman247: Say word what's wrong with you, bitch ass nigga lol
HNICrockwithME: Wish i could laugh, but I can't do anything but be sad
Jumpman247: damn son what's wrong?
HNICrockwithME: Well to be honest with you, I have a tumor.
Jumpman247: What??? Where?
HNICrockwithME: In my Anus, I have Anal cancer
Jumpman247: ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Do You Think You Can Kick My Ass?

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You Tube

You Tube took my video down -_-

All my videos are going straight to myspace tv

Usher Make Love In The Club Video Remix

I DID IT AGAIN

Two Fingers Like a Player

The Most Amazing Video Ever

re: I hate jokes

That last blog response was fucking stupid.

I hate jokes.

I hate when people tell really funny jokes, because every time I laugh really hard I pee a little bit in my pants.

Cancer Isn't Anything To Joke About

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I had a long talk with Jesus today.

So I had a long talk with jesus today, it was the first time in a long, long while. Jesus is a wise man, and I respect him a lot. We negotiated a good firm price for a new lawn in the front, and back yard of my house. I'm getting Kentucky blue grass, I'm so excited.

-Jacob

My Friend Frank Is Stupid

So my friend Frank was like "If you give me 5 bucks I'll smash up some aspirin and snort it like cocaine"

So I'm like "OK"

So he took a thumb tack, and smashed up one aspirin with it, and then he snorted it up with the 5 dollar bill. His eyes started to water, and his nose started to bleed.

LOL

I Know This Guy

There is this guy at my job that claims he can break a number 2 pencil in half with his boner.

If You Love Bumper Cars

Vote for Obama!

I Kiss My Girlfriend A Lot

Why?

Am I not a millionaire yet?

Why?

Why do we do things we know we will regret doing?

WTF KANYE????

Someone please tell me what Kanye was thinking??

LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL

Cool It Now!

Don't Need No Stinking Credit

If you have money, you don't need no stinkin credit.

-Jacob

OBAMA

Detroit Jit

I always thought this video was cool, it's my boy Ant aka Croesus aka Detroit Pistons crazy.

He's the first dude dancing, I dunno who the rest are.

My New Favorite Song

Colin Munroe - Flashing Lights

Moods

You ever been in a certain mood for several months, maybe even a year, then all of a sudden you change to a mood that makes everything around you feel and look different?

I'm in one of those mood changes, maybe it's just the next stage of my life, but man it sucks ass. I wish i could just go back to the mood I was in 2 weeks ago.

-Jacob

I Guess This Is What a Blog Is For

Today we are going to talk about Heath Ledger, the man who died the other day. Heath Ledger was a man I did not know, he died that’s too bad. I do not feel sad, and frankly I don’t really care, it’s unfortunate that He’s not alive anymore but again he was a man I did not know, and never met. Honestly I never heard the name Heath Ledger until last week, I don’t watch many movies that don’t involve Will Smith, Denzel Washington, or blockbusteress Films (the greatest actor ever!), and I most certainly would never watch a movie called broke back mountain.

You know if Will Smith passed away (god forbid) I wouldn’t be very sad, yes he’s an amazing actor, and I’ve seen every single film He’s ever done (even half of the gay one he did, I had to turn it off because it was too gay), I just couldn’t and wouldn’t shed a tear.

Now you may be thinking, “Jacob you’re a heartless bastard with no emotion, and no soul “, this isn’t true I am effected by reality, such as war. 88,117 Iraqi Civilians have been killed in a war against terrorism COUGHoilCOUGH, Jesus Christ that makes me sick, stuff like that makes me lose sleep. We have been in Iraq since 2003, so from 2003 to 2007 our wonderful war has killed 17623.4 Iraqis a year…
Yeah I’m going to stop I’m getting pissed off.

This should sum it up




-Jacob

Warriors Rule!!!!

Greatest Video Ever

SO CUTE!!! OMGOMGOMG

I AM A GANGSTA

So I was taking pictures tonite, and ended up taking pictures of myself in my new leather jacket. I busted out the shades, and the NYC fitted and ended up looking like a gang member, I do think I'm rather convincing don't you think?
Doesn't this look just ooz NWA a bit? I fancy that I look like Ice Cube, all I need is a Jerry Curl, and a LA fitted and I'd be the spittin image.
Perhaps I'm missing something, possibly gold teeth, or a bit of bling bling around the neck? Maybe a pistol, I fancy the pistol of choice for gangbangers is their beretta, I know it's not the colt 45, that's a western type gun.

I feel I really got into character, if I said I was a gang banger I believe I could convince 1 or 2 of you that I was, and you bloody well believe it. On a side note I was upset the photos came out so blurry, but I think it adds flare.

Word To Ya Motha!

-Jacob

Schmoove Jamaica Corso Easy Garment in White

These are sooooo amazing! Simple, sleek, elegant, and sophisticated. I found them on Revolve Clothing, and they don't have my size :( I don't know where to look but I shall find them. I can wear them with Khakis, but can I wear these with jeans?

.....

Saria Got To Go To The Playboy Mansion

So one of my greatest friends of all time got to go to the playboy mansion. It's totally not fair but she works for Playboy Radio so yeah.

Here are a bunch of half naked ladies with Hugh and Holly, some of them are ugly.

Hef is such a pimp it's not even funny. He spews pimpness, it's coming from his veins.


There are more pictures I'll add them later, I have to go to work so stay tuned ;)

Update!
I can't post some of the pictures my friend took these are the acceptable ones. More to come from the Playboy Radio party.

Skate Board Me

Bet you wish you could skate like me.

Classic and Timeless

It can be year 2030 and the Rayban Wayfarers will still be classic and timeless, just like the Converse Chuck Taylors, or Vans.



These will never be a trend to me, and if they are a trend to you FUCK YOU BITCH!

-Jacob

People In Wheelchairs Don't Quit!!!

Basically people in Wheelchairs don't give up and aren't pussies! They fight and keep on fighting! They play football, basketball, hockey, they box, and play soccer.

Don't believe me? Watch!

LMAO Terrell Owens is a Cry Baby HAHAHAHA

Ugly Babies

Ugly babies are everywhere, I'm sure you've seen them. They are hidious, and they stare at you like you're ugly but in reality they are ugly and they just don't know it yet. The worst is being an aunt or uncle to one of these ugly freaks of nature, because you know the child is ugly but your sister, or brother thinks it the most wonderful creature on the planet, and you're like :-(



At this time we will go over diffrent ugly baby pictures.

First off this babies name is Dansby, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha

Dansby, wow I thought that was a dogs name.



OMG ugly babies are so funny I swear!



LOL I thought this picture was funny, when I get old I want to look like this I think.



I don't want to be an old white lady, I just want to look weird, and old.

-Jacob

Skinny Women Having Babies

When skinny women get pregnant I really feel sorry for the baby, because basically it's not going to get a lot of food and it's going to be a skinny baby.



Honestly who would want to have sex with that? I wouldn't want to put my penis anywhere near that nasty skeleton looking thing.



She looks like she has a pillow under her shirt, like she doesn't even look like a real pregnant lady. How could someone so tiny, and skinny give birth? Must be the smallest baby in the history of the word!

-Jacob

Ice La Fox At The Airport

A lot of people don't know it but I saw Ice la Fox at the Airport, and I was like WOW that's Ice La Fox. You don't believe me huh? Well I took video, she was very mean but oh well :)



Yeah so the quality sucks but I saw her :)

-Jacob

Kung Fu

A lot of people don't know but I'm really good at Martial Arts, I can totally teach lessons if you are really serious.

Register To Vote

You should register to vote, because this shit is so important.

Are Blogs Even Cool Anymore?

I remember when blogs were cool, yeah those were the days. I'd say it was back in 2003 or something like that. Everyone would read a persons blog. I had a blog then, and it got me in deep trouble. I don't think it was even that bad, I said a couple things about dark black women, and fat people and my world goes tumbling down.

Black is beautiful?




First off since when was brown black? Her hair is black, but her skin is brown, she's ok looking, but she couldn't make me pop a boner that for sure.

I can't lie I saw this beautiful dark chocolate women at the airport last year, I was in aww of her beauty but I couldn't even try to get her number or anything since I have a girlfriend. I saw a couple other attractive dark skin black women on TV a 1 or 2 times throughout the year also.



Fat men are really cool.

I can't lie I use to have a friend named Kenny, and he was a super fat man. When ever we went to parties he'd get really drunk, and have ladies poke him in the belly and he'd giggle like the pillbury dough boy. You'd be surprised as to how much vagina a fat man can get, it's utterly amazing.

Fat women on the other hand, I won't even bother putting up a picture of a fat lady. Fat women can never be socially excepted into this world. They are gross, and contrary to the popular saying "Fat women need love too" they will not get any love from me. In my humble opinion fat women were put on this earth to make things that taste delicious, that is all. All fat women should be cooks, nothing more nothing less.

That is all.

-Jacob